Primes.
OH MY GOD! G1 GALVATRON IS IN DOCTOR WHO! TRANSFORMERS (at least the toys) ARE CANON IN DOCTOR WHO! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY LIFE!!!
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Imprtant!
Ive just been reading a bit about scalpers, i think its kinda interesting and maybe im just lucky or something but I have never had any experience whatsoever with scalping. My local Toys R Us had shelves of MP Grimlock and Hot Rod reduced for ages, and theres still at least 2 MP Optimus Primes on the shelf there, probably more out the back. Even (what I would assume are) rarer movie figures like air raid and darksteel are there, reduced. Maybe scalpings just not a thing in the UK. Sorry for the long post.
It appears Alton Towers may have started their viral marketing campaign with this creepy YouTube video.





